"My entire life I've harnessed nothing but pure hatred for elk. They are the plague of the earth. As a child an elk murdered my father in cold blood. I was forced to flee the forest and move to a major city. Daily, I want to seek revenge on the long horned beasts that took my father from me. With this game I get my daily satisfaction of murdering the satanic spawns that ruined my life. It makes me live a little more each day. Thanks Duffy Games! If there was only a penguin assault to claim back the dignity of my mother....."
--Jon from Los Angeles, CA